pumpkinskittles

Working with a hangover makes me sad.

Whew... sorry about the absense there everyone. its seems that strange happenstances have been acuring in my life as of late that are a little to suspicious to simply label coincedence. further more i seem to have gained some new amazing "powers".

firstly: i have developed the ablitlity to drink my bodywieght in alcohol. not that strange now that i think of it. it could...
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well, last night i got chased up a tree by a mean ass rabid doberman. i swear this tree was like 12 feet to the nearest branch and was up it like a fucking jedi master. if i hadnt dropped my lighter (i was out smoking a clove) i would have thrown flaming pinecones at it. just like gandalf! (the hobbit,remember?) i got pitch all...
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i think i was born without tearducts. seriously.
lately this is a good thing.

i think i might put up a real pic someday...

well, i have 5 months till i get discharged from the U.S. Navy, i cant wait. 5 years is a long time to follow other peoples ambitions. i guess i need to find a way around this whole "work" thing or...
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The smart way to
keep people passive
and obedient is to
strictly limit the
spectrum of acceptable
opinion, but allow very
lively debate within
that spectrum. -some guy

Life's too short for cheap wine and unhappy love.

...because beautifull people never do anything productive.

You know what? if the bible is true, then I want my goddamn rib back.

And another thing, what the hell is up with circumsizion? When and how the fuck did we decide to fucking slice pieces off our fucking baby male childrens sexual organs? did they ask me? no, they just went right ahead and snipped it right off. didnt even bother with a...
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Today was one of those days where i felt like I was life's ill timed punchline...

I HAVE SPARKLY-POO!


(see 'Goldschlagers incident below)