To: Iraq
From: USA
Re: Merry Fucking Christmas
Dear Iraq,
Since we invaded you last year,
There have been 100,000 excess deaths (the majority by violence and precision air strikes from our coalition forces)
crude oil vital for the economy averaging only 1.6 million barrels/day. Before you were averaging up to 6 million/day. (due to sabotages blowing up the pipelines and facilities) and critics said we went to you guys for your oil, ha!
before us, agriculture accounted for more than a quarter of the gdp and 20 % of employmentnow in ruins. Recovery estimated at $3.6 billion. Cant help you herewe have our own trillion dollar deficit that keeps getting worse.
Your electricity production cut in half, and we gotta say, it was already running low at full strength, so get on the ball there.
Our soldiers are having difficulty finding clean drinking water. Even the sewage plants that were never repaired during the first time we were there in the name of Kuwait *cough * are being further damaged by our presence. most of the untreated waste flowing into the tigris is smelly and icky, please fix.
1,000 schools need to be rebuilt destroyed by damage (oops, sorry) and looting (well, at least thats not our faultor is it?). 20 % of 18,000 school buildings need repair and there is zero money for it. Sorry guys, we are stretched thin too. Plus, school isnt that important anyways, our students keep falling further behind in education and on top of that, look at how smart our president is!
Your unemployment runs between 25 50 %
Unsafe streets mean health workers cant move about and supplies cant be transported. Doctors complain of shortages in drugs used in surgery, emergency operations, anti-inflammatory, antibiotics and cancer drugs. Lack of clean water and low electricity makes more chaos w/ generators breaking down mid-operation and patients dying. Good thing we have our own military bases and rotate in and out of your country.
Merry Christmas
Sincerely,
USA
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From: USA
Re: Merry Fucking Christmas
Dear Iraq,
Since we invaded you last year,
There have been 100,000 excess deaths (the majority by violence and precision air strikes from our coalition forces)
crude oil vital for the economy averaging only 1.6 million barrels/day. Before you were averaging up to 6 million/day. (due to sabotages blowing up the pipelines and facilities) and critics said we went to you guys for your oil, ha!
before us, agriculture accounted for more than a quarter of the gdp and 20 % of employmentnow in ruins. Recovery estimated at $3.6 billion. Cant help you herewe have our own trillion dollar deficit that keeps getting worse.
Your electricity production cut in half, and we gotta say, it was already running low at full strength, so get on the ball there.
Our soldiers are having difficulty finding clean drinking water. Even the sewage plants that were never repaired during the first time we were there in the name of Kuwait *cough * are being further damaged by our presence. most of the untreated waste flowing into the tigris is smelly and icky, please fix.
1,000 schools need to be rebuilt destroyed by damage (oops, sorry) and looting (well, at least thats not our faultor is it?). 20 % of 18,000 school buildings need repair and there is zero money for it. Sorry guys, we are stretched thin too. Plus, school isnt that important anyways, our students keep falling further behind in education and on top of that, look at how smart our president is!
Your unemployment runs between 25 50 %
Unsafe streets mean health workers cant move about and supplies cant be transported. Doctors complain of shortages in drugs used in surgery, emergency operations, anti-inflammatory, antibiotics and cancer drugs. Lack of clean water and low electricity makes more chaos w/ generators breaking down mid-operation and patients dying. Good thing we have our own military bases and rotate in and out of your country.
Merry Christmas
Sincerely,
USA
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