I was reading George Carlin's 'When will Jesus bring the pork chops?' and I just loved the ending part. So now, I have to share it with you, so listen up and enjoy (or feel depressed, as you wish to take it):
SECRET NEWS
Announcer: Good Evening ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the secret news.
Ssshhh. Here's the secret news:
All people are afraid.
No one knows what they're doing.
Everything is getting worse.
Some people deserve to die.
Your money is worthless.
No one is properly dressed.
At least one of your children will disappoint you.
The system is rigged.
Your house will never be completely clean.
All teachers are incompetent.
There are people who really dislike you.
Nothing is as good as it seems.
Things don't last.
No one is paying attention.
The country is dying.
God doesn't care.
Ssshhh.
And now, here are some MR sets you should go see and love if you didn't already:
SECRET NEWS
Announcer: Good Evening ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the secret news.
Ssshhh. Here's the secret news:
All people are afraid.
No one knows what they're doing.
Everything is getting worse.
Some people deserve to die.
Your money is worthless.
No one is properly dressed.
At least one of your children will disappoint you.
The system is rigged.
Your house will never be completely clean.
All teachers are incompetent.
There are people who really dislike you.
Nothing is as good as it seems.
Things don't last.
No one is paying attention.
The country is dying.
God doesn't care.
Ssshhh.
And now, here are some MR sets you should go see and love if you didn't already:
Finally, on May 18th, you'll be seeing my new set with beautiful Lise!
You shouldn't miss it, I feel like I've done some pretty good work on that one. Plus, you'll see Lise like you've never seen her before: on the dance floor!
Peace out!
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lise:
Hee hee. Thanks Chloe. I love it. Remember our shooters?
noel:
Its true thats why we have to let them know the world wants to change 