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Been down in the basement mudding and taping the sheetrock. It's more fun than laughing. Supposed to be getting a phone call from an agency in the next few days. We pitched to them but I didn't think it went that good at all. He asked me to tell him about myself. Did I take any classes? How long have I been writing? Have I ever seen a grown man naked? Airplane is a pretty funny flick.

Maybe these folks can get the ball rolling. Maybe they can't. I'm not too worried about it. I'm losing enough hair over finishing the boston movie. So far, so good.

I gotta brush my fangs and grab some air mattress. Sarah's sister is in town to see the baby. She didn't wanna share the guest bedroom with me for some reason.

That's a shit-eating grin if I ever saw one. And this is a cat chasing a chicken.

You better move that ass, chicken. That cat is open for business.

"Does a cat have climbing gear?"

My dad says that instead of saying "yes" sometimes. Or he'll say, "Is a frog's butt water-tight?".

He's funny. I gotta get some beauty sleep.