oh noes! i have to be very careful about how i choose my words these days. let the wrong thing slip to the wrong person and the whole joyful business will go all to hell. i'd like to be completely honest, i hate hoarding secrets and carefully omitting details to spare myself the lecture. i almost feel a bit guilty about not having heard the lecture this time around but i have a feeling this lecture would be the one to end them all. this one would get my adulthood revoked. if only. i called in sick to work today because i got drunk last night and was still in no shape for work at the time i would have had to start getting ready. i had intended to have a couple drinks with some friends from work and then call it a night, but somewhere in there things went awry and i became really smashed. it does not help that my friends are dirty enablers. dirty, dirty enablers. and lushes. but it was good times.
chainlink:
Get your adulthood revoked ? ha ha
minecreeper:
this is as close to baileys as you can get with out getting your eyes wet. IM OLD GREGG