opening the mailbox this evening was like being vomited on by the mail gods. jesus, i don't check the mail for a couple days and there were three magazines and a shit-ton of useless garbage. i dropped joe off at work tonight, he is going to have a friend drive him to the airport friday morning and then he will be in missouri until the 20th of may. i found out that he leaves for school on the 27th of may and graduates on the 27th of december. this shows you how well we communicate. that means that my deadline for leaving is not august!!! double woot. although given a bit of thought i would rather not move back to missouri during the damn winter. i don't miss that wintery mix shit. snow, sleet and hail are for the fucking birds. i do miss two lane highways. sigh. my tongue feels pretty good, it swells whenever i eat but usually goes back to normal in an hour or two. i can't wait to get shorter bars put in. i have toothpaste on my pajama pants.
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opening the mailbox this evening was like being vomited on by the mail gods.
I LOL'd.
-TM
Bars? Is this a piercing thing?
I saw this on the Oprah show the other day. It would help with the mailbox vomiting. If you want to DIY, here's a list of steps to take. And if all else fails, there's always Junkmail Man.