I don't want to give anyone the wrong inpression. Let me clear something up that may have been a subject of confusion for the lot of you who can't hear my sub-dialouge in between the text of these pathetic little cries for help. I am not, repeat not joing the military for any of the following reasons.
1) to prove my mortality, or imortality
2) to be a hero
3) because i belive in genocide
4) to advance my future
To clear matters up i'll state the one and only reason i'm running away this intelletually challanged envoy of neanderthals. The only reason i'm enlisting, is because as an able bodied young man, with brawn brains and, well more like enduance than brawn (i'm too dumb to quit) it is my responsibility...nay...my duty to protect this nation and all its citizens from the ever growing threat of GODZILLA. Yeah. Godzilla and Seperoth.
1) to prove my mortality, or imortality
2) to be a hero
3) because i belive in genocide
4) to advance my future
To clear matters up i'll state the one and only reason i'm running away this intelletually challanged envoy of neanderthals. The only reason i'm enlisting, is because as an able bodied young man, with brawn brains and, well more like enduance than brawn (i'm too dumb to quit) it is my responsibility...nay...my duty to protect this nation and all its citizens from the ever growing threat of GODZILLA. Yeah. Godzilla and Seperoth.