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You know what's one of my biggest annoyances? I hate people who post things on thier journals, and end it by saying "bitches!" Seriously are your friends that bad that you must degrade them? It's such a trashy thing todo. "Guess who ate tacos BITCHES?" "Who wants to come overr and watch the game...BITCHES?" Honestly treat your friends with a little more respect. If I...
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I wonder how long I can hold my breath if my head were submerged in a deep fryer?

*EDITED JUNE 10th*
i swore to not update...but heres whats going on and i feel compelled to put my side of the story up here.

SO i left an away message trying to help someone out...someone whom if she was on fire and i was the only one around to put her out by law i'm supposed to run the oppiste direction...but either way i...
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Maybe I could do it.... I'm not good at fixing things or building but by god in hell i'll give it the ole' college try. Come on lemme tell you a few dirty jokes...a few chris and bob narrowly escape the clutches of the diabolical law enforcement agency stories. And if all else fails i'll wax my chest. now its not that I don't love...
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I have a monster fucking head ache. It resembles a hangover...which is odd because I distinctly recall NOT drinking last night. Maybe its a lack of sleep. Maybe its guilt pangs. Or maybe my brain is just retailating for wearing one contact at a time. In any case, it's probly a rotten combo of all of them. Nothing a good round of huffing ethier fumes...
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I vowed to myself to never again look at this site, update or what have you. OR look/stalk somones profile. But i just found out today my mom has a lump on her tits and has been keeping this secret from me. Breast cancer killed my grandma (mom's mom) so it runs in the family. I am completly horrified, and scared. My moms my whole...
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FUCK IT!

....I would burn all my comics, smash all by cd's, brake all my toys and models, melt my vinyl's in a microwave, put my wardrobe in a blender, give my guitars away, punch my mom in the mouth, kick my dad in the nuts, cut all my friends (if I still had any) hearts out and eat them, put my books in a hole the...
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"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
- Hunter S. Thompson

I don't know what it is that prompts me to write this tripe. I imagine its the same instict that courses through a jack-rabbit as it decides to dart accross the road a split second before an oncoming onslaught of tires conects against its belley, poping it like a boil. Its like sticking a toe into the bath tub. Your testing the waters before you...
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Tonight i'll set the sky on fire
until the oxygen we both need is gone
Than we'll finally have something in common
And then I'll watch my face exapand
till my eyes get so cold that they burst

Or maybe I can walk up to the strasphere
Step out my airlock door and hang with in sky
Amoungst the water colors that make up dusk...
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