psynapse

whenever i'm in a crowd of more than 3 other people, i want to vomit.
my sentences ramble on so long that other people quit listening halfway through, and i'm too stupid to notice, so i just keep babbling away, acting like i'm enriching their lives with some tidbits of knowledge that they never would have come up with themselves, thinking they will look at me with a newfound respect for possessing this awesome insight. see what i mean?
all i want is someone to be interested in me.