alright listen up you piece of no good sorry ass shit. if you are the person that was driving in front of a green dodge neon on backlick road/fairfax county parkway this evening around 6.15pm, i want you to know how much i despise you. how much i want you to suffer unending torture, and how much i want you to never see the light of another day as long as you live, which i pray is not longer than it takes you to read this paragraph. if you are in the left lane of a road, driving 25mph when the speed limit is 40mph, you deserve to die right on the spot. if at that point you have a problem with someone tailgaiting you...PUT YOUR GODDAMN FOOT ON THE MOTHERFUCKING GAS PEDAL AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU GODDAMN DIRTY SHIT EATING MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!!!! this is not a leisurely sunday morning cruise around town, this is rush hour you imbecile. if, for some reason, you are not comfortable with cars moving at rapid speeds, i suggest you go to your local wal-mart, and put a quarter in one of those plastic cars that vibrate up and down...that way you don't have to feel so unnerved and panicky during the normal flow of traffic. for these reasons alone i want to see you tormented and destroyed. but that alone is not enough to provoke me to write a long journal entry about it. for anyone who is reading this who is NOT the cock sucking bitch in question, here is what happened next: some filthy retard sitting in the backseat pulled out a video camera and FILMED ME FOLLOWING THEM FOR ANOTHER 10 MILES. WHEN I TRIED TO PASS THEM, THEY SPED UP AND CHANGED LANES TO STAY IN FRONT OF ME AND CONTINUE THE VIDEOTAPING. well listen up you cunt licking twat face, IF YOU WANT A MOTHERFUCKING VIDEOTAPE OF ME, I'LL BE HAPPY TO COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK YOUR INBRED FATHER IN THE ASS. HOW ABOUT THAT YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT? FUCK YOU.
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johnny_crotchrot:
lol. That's fuckin crazy man. Fuck a neon anyways. I hate those things. Anyways, assholes like that should not be allowed on the roads. I had an incident last September kind of like this, except it was a dude riding my ass. I was going like 60-65 in a 50 already. I hate it when people get on my ass when I am well over the speed limit. So I slowed down to about 20 to get him to pass. We had our windows down and the dude started yelling "JARHEAD MOTHERFUCKERS" and threatning to kick both our asses. I'm totally with ya on this though. If your not going to at least do the limit in the fast lane, get the fuck out of the way. Especially during rush hour. I can't help but laugh about the speeding up recording thing though dude. You know, those stories about people hooking guys up with an ugly girl. It's funny until it happens to you. heh. I imagine if I had been in your shoes I would have probably gotten myself in a lot of trouble. You should have gotten the license plate. Never know when ya might run into someone that could possibly get the driver's address for you. Take it easy.
rskapcat74529:
You quoted TMBG, so I had to come by and give you kisses.
