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MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER IS TURNING THE BIG 2 ON SEPTEMBER 3RD......BUT SEEING AS HOW HER MOM CANNOT GET THE NIGHT OFF FROM WORK WE WILL BE CELEBRATING THIS VERY MOMENTUS OCCASION ON SEPTEMBER 4TH....BBQ AND DRINKS ALL AROUND...IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE LET ME KNOW THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY FOR ME AND I WOULD LOVE TO ENJOY IT WITH REAL FRIENDS
MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER IS TURNING THE BIG 2 ON SEPTEMBER 3RD......BUT SEEING AS HOW HER MOM CANNOT GET THE NIGHT OFF FROM WORK WE WILL BE CELEBRATING THIS VERY MOMENTUS OCCASION ON SEPTEMBER 4TH....BBQ AND DRINKS ALL AROUND...IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE LET ME KNOW THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY FOR ME AND I WOULD LOVE TO ENJOY IT WITH REAL FRIENDS VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
fuck, man. now i feel even worse that andy couldn't come up.
i wish i'd known exactly what night it was on. i hope it was awesome nonetheless.
take care, brother.
[Edited on Sep 23, 2005 4:19PM]