I have been mingling on this stupid site for five hours, now! I have to work on my screenplay! Could you people please be less entertaining for, like, five minutes, so I can tear my eyes away from the screen?
I signed on to look at hot naked girls! Have I been looking at hot naked girls for five hours? No! I've been socializing! I've been having conversations! I've been making friends and getting hugs and getting patted on the head! What the hell is that? Bad site! Bad! No biscuit!
*sigh* I'm gonna develop some self-control one of these days. I can feel it.
But no, seriously, I have to write at least a couple of pages on the script before I pass out. Here's the plan for the next two hours:
1. Drink the remaining half-bottle of Shiraz.
2. Dance my way through "Hold Your Head up High, and Blow your Brains Out", by Bloodhound Gang, of all people, and if that doesn't get me revved up enough, some Scissor Sisters.
3. Write three pages of quality screenplay.
Wish me luck!
I signed on to look at hot naked girls! Have I been looking at hot naked girls for five hours? No! I've been socializing! I've been having conversations! I've been making friends and getting hugs and getting patted on the head! What the hell is that? Bad site! Bad! No biscuit!
*sigh* I'm gonna develop some self-control one of these days. I can feel it.
But no, seriously, I have to write at least a couple of pages on the script before I pass out. Here's the plan for the next two hours:
1. Drink the remaining half-bottle of Shiraz.
2. Dance my way through "Hold Your Head up High, and Blow your Brains Out", by Bloodhound Gang, of all people, and if that doesn't get me revved up enough, some Scissor Sisters.
3. Write three pages of quality screenplay.
Wish me luck!
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