Now this is an Alice that I can really get behind....
Not sure what the story is, but with zombie playing cards, and a blood covered, knife wielding, Wiccan charged Alice, I'm in. All she is missing is the fishnets.
My friend is posting shit on her facebook about men and their inability to change a dirty diaper. Not only can I, but I can do it in under a minute with a cloth diaper and not stick the baby. How is this possible? I have a sister who had kids young, and Ive been changing them since I was 16. Gotta be fast, not because its nasty, but because sometimes the little shit machines like to continue in mid change.
I love my nieces, but it's not always amusing when they run out of the tub bare ass and decide that the cold breeze means pee on the carpet.
How did I get the stomach for it? By cleaning the women's washroom at one of the clubs I bounced at. My roommate did the janitorial during the day, so sometimes I would help out. I must say, one of the nastiest jobs ever. I do miss that place sometimes, it had a glow in the dark rockwall that was lit by black lights. Didn't take the owner long to figure out that drunk people + indoor rockwall is a BAD idea.
Enough of my insane rambling, have a great night, hope it's a nice lead in to the weekend for you.
Is that your son in your main profile picture? Coolest. Picture. Ever.