psycho_magnet

Well last night was the longest lunar eclipse in about a century. The moon was blood red for over an hour, and unfortunately couldn't be seen in North America. In the day, people would dance naked around fires, or sacrifice a chicken, in modern times like these, the Bruins won the Stanley Cup. Guess the Mayans had it right and the end of days is coming. Who knew those guys with the cardboard signs were actually onto something.

Fuck it, might as well drink some Kool-Aid.

That might be a good slogan." Kool-Aid: Bringing delight to young children and death to inbred religious idiots for over 20 years, OH YEAH". At that point the big red jug of poisonous sugary goodness comes bursting through the wall of the compound to a room full of dead people.

And what is up with all these cult compounds? It's always some run down condemned shit hole, like the mothership couldn't make it's way to Beverly Hills or something. Guess Tom Cruise, Travolta, and all the other Scientology nut sacks are shit outta luck.

Sorry boys.

Still spring has sprung, the moon is red and love is in the air.

I know she's covered in blood and holding a big knife, but I find that so damn hot.
And just when you thought romance was dead....

Silly rabbit, Til next time all you bunny loving, knife wielding, bundles of sexiness