Funny retail sign of the day : Diaper BLOWOUT. There has to be a better way to say that diapers are cheap. The little volcanic drawing on the sign was that extra touch of funny. I so need a day off. My brain mouth filter is letting way too much through. We all got new chairs in the office today, like I give a fuck because Im downstairs working. There is a fellow supervisor that is really found of claiming shit for her own, she even went so far as to write her name in white out on the back of one of the old chairs. Everyday this is mine that is mine, blah blah. So my boss is building us these chairs, all proud of her purchase, saying she bought one for each of us, so there shouldn't be any fighting. I said that it's okay Im a guy, and if I hear one more person with a set of ovaries say that something is "hers", I was gonna pull out my cock and mark my territory. Luckily my boss like me and just laughs while trying to tell me thats inappropriate.
I apprenticed at a meat shop where during hunting season, for fun, they would sneak up behind each other and try to slap one another with the cocks of dead animals. As if that wasn't bad enough, the cock still retained some urine post mortem. I flat out said on day 1 that I would stab any mother fucker that tried that shit.
I had a coworker send me a video of some young blond getting a mushroom stamp. The funny thing is she bears an uncanny resemblance to an ex of mine that used to work there. She is currently engaged to another guy who still works with me. So I have my laugh, and show his boss who just busts a gut. So we show one of the other guys she used to fuck, and he was like so? So i ask him who he thinks the girl looks like, and he said, "oh I didn't even look at the girl". Then we had a nice little laugh at his expense, telling him he was supposed to be looking at the girl and not the horse cock slapping her in the face.
Smack that ass, happy Friday everyone.
I apprenticed at a meat shop where during hunting season, for fun, they would sneak up behind each other and try to slap one another with the cocks of dead animals. As if that wasn't bad enough, the cock still retained some urine post mortem. I flat out said on day 1 that I would stab any mother fucker that tried that shit.
I had a coworker send me a video of some young blond getting a mushroom stamp. The funny thing is she bears an uncanny resemblance to an ex of mine that used to work there. She is currently engaged to another guy who still works with me. So I have my laugh, and show his boss who just busts a gut. So we show one of the other guys she used to fuck, and he was like so? So i ask him who he thinks the girl looks like, and he said, "oh I didn't even look at the girl". Then we had a nice little laugh at his expense, telling him he was supposed to be looking at the girl and not the horse cock slapping her in the face.
Smack that ass, happy Friday everyone.