psycho_magnet

Its a good thing I have a strong stomach. I got to clean up some kids puke today. Harfed strawberries all over the place. Guess thats what you get when you start shoveling shit in your mouth in the produce dept. Dumbass. Then I decided to clean the pork fresh meat cooler. I was going to take pictures to see how many of you I could turn vegan. The truly nasty thing is that they recommend we clean these things once a year. I clean mine every three months. Lemme tell you, they are nasty enough as is after three months, I couldn't imagine a whole year.

To top it all off I just found out the Canucks lost in double OT. FUCK. Nashville was supposed to be weak. The Sedins need to stop rubbing cocks in the shower, telling each other how big they are, and fucking do something. Jesus Christ.

All and all a very disappointing night. ON a pleasant note, a friend of mine who was blue after being dumped seemed rather upbeat. I guess she went on a date with some charmer from school.

I did have a rather in depth discussion on cunnilingus at work which was amusing. It seems to be a word that fucks everyone up, so we started calling it Colonel Angus I even suggested a name tag for one of the girls so when we needed her we could page Colonel Angus to the back door. It provided a much needed laugh.

Makes me miss my vibrating tongue ring.

Goodnight all,