Thursday May 12, 2005

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New userpic again. This is me trying to figure out which wine monstrocity I would take home with me. I have a thing for cheap wine. Alana took it.

There is a hornets nest in my window. I spray it with RAID daily.

The local porn shop is hiring. Is it sad that I am tempted?
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trucker_fiction:
porno stores are where its at.
chezgeek:
'you never know when you'll need a battery operated vagina' - joaquin phoenix in 8mm

go for it! biggrin

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