psychicgoldfish

My roomate, D, and I have created an imaginary corperation, called EvilCorp, in which we are as evil as possible. We do all the typical corperate things, like employ orphan children in our international sweatshops, and ignore pollution laws. But we go above and beyond the call of evil. For instance, we market heroin laced baby formula, and baby whale skin wallets. We give money to the AIDS effort (not the effort to stop AIDS).

(We are pretty sure that the mere discussion about EvilCorp will land us cushy seats in hell. )

However, we have been doing much debating about what the slogan for our imaginary company should be. So far, we have:

1. EvilCorp: We disapprove of creatures.
2. EvilCorp: We are like gypsies, only corperate.
3. EvilCorp: We would value life more if it were drenched in radioactive fossil fuel.