I am so underrated.
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I hate life. 
Edit:
Well, maybe 'hate' was a bit much... "strongly dislike" would work, though.
How stupid is it to call someone in the middle of the night asking them to drive all the way from RI to NY to fix something before morning? I don't need that job anymore but quitting is impossible; I've been trying for two weeks now and they...
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Edit:
Well, maybe 'hate' was a bit much... "strongly dislike" would work, though.
How stupid is it to call someone in the middle of the night asking them to drive all the way from RI to NY to fix something before morning? I don't need that job anymore but quitting is impossible; I've been trying for two weeks now and they...
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mindlessspace:
Yay for flying!
Welcome to the group! If you know anyone else interested in flying, point them towards the group!
Talk to you later!
-Matt
Welcome to the group! If you know anyone else interested in flying, point them towards the group!
Talk to you later!
-Matt
lokischild:
next time they call tell them you've become a raging dope fiend and will only fixe the problem if they agree to get you high first, on top of the extra pay....i swear it worked for me....maybe....i wouldn't actually know....i haven't tried it....but it seems like it would work...right? 
Hmm... lalalalala... why won't the next line go bold?
Day tripping across the Pacific
They like me. They really really like me! I don't get it. They said more and were just generally nicer to me this week than they ever have. For example, last year, we had to get a taxi to take us to her parents house, but this time, came to meet...
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Day tripping across the Pacific
They like me. They really really like me! I don't get it. They said more and were just generally nicer to me this week than they ever have. For example, last year, we had to get a taxi to take us to her parents house, but this time, came to meet...
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lokischild:
congrats on surviving in-laws......and since they like you too, you should throw a party. just an idea
congrats on surviving in-laws......and since they like you too, you should throw a party. just an idea
lokischild:
i would just like to point out that according to your profile i live about 2 1/2 hrs from you....hardly across the world....
p.s. want to have sword fights with sparklers?
p.s. want to have sword fights with sparklers?
Well, I'm off to visit the in-laws. Wish me luck. 
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xixi:
ack GOOD LUCK a thousand times good luck~
jimnef:
good luck bro
I just had the best 24hrs of my life.
And none of you were there.
Yes, there's a connection.
And none of you were there.
Yes, there's a connection.
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alleycake:
+1
+1
anonym:
I came across you on a board and clicked on your profile to see what the hell was going on in your profile pic.
It makes me feel all queasy and nervous, like it'll really happen if I'm not careful or something.
*cringe*
Original and creative, but
*cringe*
It makes me feel all queasy and nervous, like it'll really happen if I'm not careful or something.
*cringe*
Original and creative, but
*cringe*
Trust: Letting someone pilot from NY to Boston in the middle of the night despite the fact that their only experience comes from casually observing you do so.
Update: I am painfully bored right now. And wide awake.
Update: I am painfully bored right now. And wide awake.
jcloven:
my exhistance is painful boredom 
solomantra:
Well, wouldn't you have wanted to have been one of those faucets?
[Edited on Jun 25, 2005 3:05PM]
[Edited on Jun 25, 2005 3:05PM]
Anyone else think I'm a snarky bastard? 
There's a nasty rumor going around offline...
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seanvegas:
Thanks Mr. Noun.
The ACE TGP doesn't seem to work. Aw well!
Stay cool!
[Edited on Jun 23, 2005 2:40PM]
The ACE TGP doesn't seem to work. Aw well!
Stay cool!
[Edited on Jun 23, 2005 2:40PM]
nofi:
offline rumors don't mean shit. the internet is real and don't let anyone tell you different.
Guess who's going to Vegas! 
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tarnish:
your user pic brought me here. Fucking awesome! 
eustaciavye:
well personally i love the user pic, it's pretty hilarious. 
so i'm guessing you don't like david gray...
or las vegas??
so i'm guessing you don't like david gray...
or las vegas??
I miss my old assistant. 
Desperately. I need a vacation. I'd also like to see some one end their own life in a creative way. None of this standing on a ledge yelling at the cops and news crew for two hours. I'm thinking more along the lines of stealing a boat and playing chicken with the Staten island ferry. Maybe crouching down in an...
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Desperately. I need a vacation. I'd also like to see some one end their own life in a creative way. None of this standing on a ledge yelling at the cops and news crew for two hours. I'm thinking more along the lines of stealing a boat and playing chicken with the Staten island ferry. Maybe crouching down in an... Read More
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cambers:
The Darwin Awards website it almost the best thing every created.
It has come to my attention that I suck at journal comments. Going both ways. This will change.
Maybe...
Soon...
Yeah.
[More to come.]
Maybe...
Soon...
Yeah.
[More to come.]
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treblah:
woah, that's fucking weird...i come here to get a closer look at the tit-biting-tit and notice you have the same birthday as me (including the year)
hooray for us being born the same day the pope was shot!
hooray for us being born the same day the pope was shot!
punkasswhitegirl:
That pic is so cool hehehe
p.s. i kid!
p.p.s. maybe