Fuck me.
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theseadog:
No. I refuse.
rigidbd:
Meh. I had a hangover.
I'm bored, so here goes...
My Life
Moving to the city for a few weeks has got to be the best thing I've done all summer. Unlike RI, there are things to do here. We're _enjoying_ things for a change. I do miss being closer to Boston area; We haven't been in the air in over a week. I think I'll make a trip later...
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My Life
Moving to the city for a few weeks has got to be the best thing I've done all summer. Unlike RI, there are things to do here. We're _enjoying_ things for a change. I do miss being closer to Boston area; We haven't been in the air in over a week. I think I'll make a trip later...
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postmodernsleaze:
so when u wanna smear me up w/ cream cheese?
postmodernsleaze:
ur verrrry cute......
I went to the doctor this afternoon about my arm. According to the doctor, "nothing's torn and aside from the inflammation, everything seems normal." ...oh, 'cept the year old needle I've been using. Did I forget to mention that to him? Hm. Oh, well. It's probably just a little infection or something. Eh.
With so much free time at night, we've started looking for really...
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With so much free time at night, we've started looking for really...
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foxee:
Glad to be back~!
deceptiviewfilm:
HOLY COW...u got that ilsa movie too. Sexysadie got that too.
WHERE DID U GET THE URKEL PICTURE!!!!
WHERE DID U GET THE URKEL PICTURE!!!!
I would like to end someone's life. I'll be accepting resumes every day between 3p and 6p, in person. Please come prepared to interview.
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lowroller:
Awesome. I was going to put out an ad calling all hitmen in training to test their skills on me.
What do you mean by being prepared? Last will and testament and so on? A note to my friends and family?
I don't have a resume though ... probably why I'm still working a shitty job ..
What do you mean by being prepared? Last will and testament and so on? A note to my friends and family?
I don't have a resume though ... probably why I'm still working a shitty job ..
lowroller:
No experience, but i hear it's as easy as falling off a bridge.
.:zips it up:. Hm. .:turns around while looking in mirror:. Eh, I think they stretched it a little around the ass. But... It's good to have you back.
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punkasswhitegirl:
*Use caution while zipping*
solomantra:
Is that woman describing the cheek liposuction procedure she just had?
I'm not feeling myself.
Jokes aside, I woke up severely depressed; which is out of character. I don't think I should worry her, so I've been fighting back tears all day.
We drove all the way out to see what's so great about the beach in Narragansett... Uh... apparently, it's the new brown and with good reason. I hate the Atlantic.
Jokes aside, I woke up severely depressed; which is out of character. I don't think I should worry her, so I've been fighting back tears all day.
We drove all the way out to see what's so great about the beach in Narragansett... Uh... apparently, it's the new brown and with good reason. I hate the Atlantic.
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sarcasticmenace:
The feeling is mutual, my sweet.
Lucky for me, I have more than one minion. ExcitableBoy has been dealt with accordingly due to his betrayal. Do you have anything worthwhile to offer in exchange for the return of your pseudonym?
Lucky for me, I have more than one minion. ExcitableBoy has been dealt with accordingly due to his betrayal. Do you have anything worthwhile to offer in exchange for the return of your pseudonym?
admiral_pants:
The management is not responsible for fire, flood, or act of Steve.
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big_trouble:
It works! Well, it's funny at least.
BlewValentine said she'd show me her boobies! I'm so in. And, if you see her around, be nice to DeathByDisaster; she's just a stupid newbie, but I've known her my entire adult life.
Welcome to my South Beached friends list. I dropped 20 people. If any of them want to come back (I couldn't imagine why, then again, I'm not sure why all but...
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Welcome to my South Beached friends list. I dropped 20 people. If any of them want to come back (I couldn't imagine why, then again, I'm not sure why all but...
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rigidbd:
That blonde you showed me's boobs are too big.
squidbizkit:
you read every thread
Let it be known that the state of RI is the most boring state in the Union. So boring, in fact, that I'm thinking about moving/have moved. It wouldn't be so bad if everyone I knew here wasn't broke... ...or at least didn't feel awkward with me paying for everything.
Let it be known that I am nearing 5000 posts. I feel so accomplished.
Let...
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Let it be known that I am nearing 5000 posts. I feel so accomplished.
Let...
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theseadog:
That's the rumor.