With so much free time at night, we've started looking for really 'unknown' films. The other night, it was a film entitled Ilsa, She-Wolf of the S.S. and let me just say that the word 'tripe' just doesn't go far enough. Eh, well, no need for me to review it or anything, it's pretty well covered over on prisonflicks.com.
One highlight of the film would be the Teutonic Bombshell herself, Ms. Uschi Digard, aka...
She was one of Russ Meyers' big-boobs-square-jaw girls who got her start well before shaving was in and actually has several times the number of film credits given to her than IAFD lists. She's not listed in the credits for Ilsa, but I've been a fan for a while and recognised her right off.
...and Orbitz is running another round of their 'gay' targeted TV commercials again... I booked through that page once because the destinations are usually nicer...
Update: I've decided not to actually post new entries between noon Friday and noon Monday; no one's here. So...
Update: 11:36p Saturday: My thread is so awesome gay awesome. Ha.
Update: 12:12a Sunday: Wow. I'm so bored. Makeup sex is like... ten times better when you actually love the person. Love is so great that it makes me sad that it took me this long to find it.
Update: 1:17a Sunday: I like so totally blanked out a while ago. When I came back, I thought hours had passed, but it was more like... 15mins. We need sleep.
Update: 6:38p Sunday: I'm so germaphobic. I picked up a cup and drank from it only to realize it wasn't mine. I was in the middle of brushing my teeth when I started thinking... if I don't mind kissing this person, what's the big deal about drinking from the same cup?
I still gargled though. I'm so lame.
Update: 11:46p Sunday: BORED. BORED. BORED. BORED.
BED. BED. BED. BED.
wait... boobs... BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS IN BED BED B-.:disappears:.
Update: 12:12a Monday: Who the fuck sets an alarm to go off at midnight? Blaringly loud ambiant crap on NPR/PRI sucks when you're trying to settle in for the night. It sucks anyway, but... you know...
Update: 10:25a Monday: Girls who hump pillows are so hot. Right?
WHERE DID U GET THE URKEL PICTURE!!!!