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I miss my old assistant. Desperately. I need a vacation. I'd also like to see some one end their own life in a creative way. None of this standing on a ledge yelling at the cops and news crew for two hours. I'm thinking more along the lines of stealing a boat and playing chicken with the Staten island ferry. Maybe crouching down in an open manhole and then standing up when they hear a car coming. Or cracking up and running down the street wrapped in foil only to be stuck by lightning. Why _do_ nutjobs wear foil?

Update: Ok, I've figured it out. It's supposed to block the subliminal messages the government/martians are beaming down on us from their secret base on the dark side of the moon. I mean, duh, why could I have figured that out before? Crazy people rock.