JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, So our hero now has a girlfriend. No it's not 'pretty goth girl' from last entry. She's a cute little geek girl with a mohawk. She's also crazy hardcore. I've known her for a few months now and on one particular night she showed up to the club after riding her bike in and getting hit by a fucking Cadillac Escalade. She's a former bike messenger who rides a fixed gear bike named Fenrir. Some of you know her, and some of you knew we were together before this post. But what I don't get is the sudden proliferation of girls who want to fuck me. I wandered around for four friggin months lonely and miserable looking for some form of contact and found nothing. in the last 2 weeks there are suddenly no less than 6 girls who have expressed interest in me.
Where in the Flying, flaming, four armed, screaming, purple FUCK were all these girls 3 months ago. Its not that they were too timid to come out and say it, because one of them at least I was hitting on very heavily and she had no interest. now she's interested and a day later I have a girlfriend........
Ok, So our hero now has a girlfriend. No it's not 'pretty goth girl' from last entry. She's a cute little geek girl with a mohawk. She's also crazy hardcore. I've known her for a few months now and on one particular night she showed up to the club after riding her bike in and getting hit by a fucking Cadillac Escalade. She's a former bike messenger who rides a fixed gear bike named Fenrir. Some of you know her, and some of you knew we were together before this post. But what I don't get is the sudden proliferation of girls who want to fuck me. I wandered around for four friggin months lonely and miserable looking for some form of contact and found nothing. in the last 2 weeks there are suddenly no less than 6 girls who have expressed interest in me.
Where in the Flying, flaming, four armed, screaming, purple FUCK were all these girls 3 months ago. Its not that they were too timid to come out and say it, because one of them at least I was hitting on very heavily and she had no interest. now she's interested and a day later I have a girlfriend........
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