The following two things made me laugh, which of course hurt a lot, but also made me feel all shiny and loved.
This was from last night:
GlassHeart said:
BellJar said:
productiondiva said:
Dear Glassheart and BellJar,
Squeeeeeee!!! Friday! Can't wait.
Love,
PD
Dear PD and GH,
Me either.
Love,
BJ/Rexy/Humpy
Dear Humpy McBJ and Diva Vagina,
I love you girls. Where the fuck have you been all my life?
Friday. Fuck yea.
-Queenie McTitties
This was from an email courtesy of Gayballs:
<<hey you wonderful post-op trannie
i hope your surgery kicks ass and is the best, most fun surgery ever.
i hope the doctor doesn't forget his watch in your butt or something.
i hope they feed you ice cream and make you smile and that jas is a perfect gentleman full of smiles and love after this.
i hope everything goes wonderfully and that you feel better about everything in the world afterward.
i hope they give you some good drugs that make you feel nice and make you orgasm everytime you sneeze.
i love you, God loves you, jas loves you, beth loves you, we all love you and are hoping for the best.>>
I love my friends. I am so blessed to have such wonderful and weird people in my life.
im really looking forward to meeting and hanging out with all of you.
even if you're all pervs