She's the first girl on the moon
Or the first girl in my bed
Silly girl, real men don't cry
Real men lie
She's the tinsel on the tree
She's a PORNO PRODIGY
If one is two, maybe two is three
My first song that ain't about me
The bullets go in the clip
And the clip goes in the gun
And the guns on the bus go round and around
and a bang a bang they go
She's the tinsel on the tree
She's a PORNO PRODIGY
If one is two, maybe two is three
My first song that ain't about me
She can be the better half
I am okay with that
She can be the better half
I am okay with that
She's got a problem with the world
She's a pretty, angry girl
And I told her to buy a gun
And have some fun
She's the tinsel on the tree
She's a PORNO PRODIGY
If one is two, maybe two is three
My first song that ain't about me
She's the tinsel on the tree
She's a PORNO PRODIGY
If one is two, maybe two is three
My first song that ain't about me