If I were to write my own horoscope for this last week, it would read:
"The planets are aligning to wage a campaign of shock and awe against you. Be prepare to have your jaw permanently dropped."
Things that amazed, confounded and had me completely fucking flabbergasted recently:
-Spending the day with my oldest friend and picking up right where we left off years ago. Her compassion and empathy about what I've been through the last couple of years was just what I needed.
-Getting read the riot act in my own journal by a petulant 23 year old stripper/SG for apparently tipping ONE FUCKING DOLLAR below her non-posted, non-communicated set "tipping" minimum when LicentiousZ and I were finishing up our night at Lucky Devil for Steak and BJ Day. *ignore*
(Tangentially speaking of which, how unbelievably overused is the label "classy?" I think I'm going to go ahead and stop listening to character judgments from guys when it comes to hot chicks.)
-Realizing that at least three people I've known through this site who have recently expressed interest in meeting me ("We should have coffee soon, etc....") are seemingly full of shit as they've completely ignored my every attempt to communicate with them now that I'm finally living here. If you are one of these people, you are a pussy and should choke on a cock accordingly.
-My husband showing me yet again that he is hopelessly in unconditional love with me. I never thought someone who fucked me this good would also care for me this devotedly.
Our 13th anniversary is on April 5th. I'm very excited.
-There were more but a lot of it is just more complaining about bullshit that's been going on around this website. And I've wasted enough time on that already. I will say that if you have any interest in keeping in touch with me and haven't already found me on facebook, you should probably get on that. Email me with your name on there and I'll find you. prockgirlscout@gmail.com
-Jess
"The planets are aligning to wage a campaign of shock and awe against you. Be prepare to have your jaw permanently dropped."
Things that amazed, confounded and had me completely fucking flabbergasted recently:
-Spending the day with my oldest friend and picking up right where we left off years ago. Her compassion and empathy about what I've been through the last couple of years was just what I needed.
-Getting read the riot act in my own journal by a petulant 23 year old stripper/SG for apparently tipping ONE FUCKING DOLLAR below her non-posted, non-communicated set "tipping" minimum when LicentiousZ and I were finishing up our night at Lucky Devil for Steak and BJ Day. *ignore*
(Tangentially speaking of which, how unbelievably overused is the label "classy?" I think I'm going to go ahead and stop listening to character judgments from guys when it comes to hot chicks.)
-Realizing that at least three people I've known through this site who have recently expressed interest in meeting me ("We should have coffee soon, etc....") are seemingly full of shit as they've completely ignored my every attempt to communicate with them now that I'm finally living here. If you are one of these people, you are a pussy and should choke on a cock accordingly.
-My husband showing me yet again that he is hopelessly in unconditional love with me. I never thought someone who fucked me this good would also care for me this devotedly.
Our 13th anniversary is on April 5th. I'm very excited.
-There were more but a lot of it is just more complaining about bullshit that's been going on around this website. And I've wasted enough time on that already. I will say that if you have any interest in keeping in touch with me and haven't already found me on facebook, you should probably get on that. Email me with your name on there and I'll find you. prockgirlscout@gmail.com
-Jess
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kaley:
hahahahaha, that's so awesome!
crim:
Will let you know when I'm free at some point!