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Monday Jan 10, 2005

Jan 10, 2005
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Thought I would put up a joke....it made me smile and I like making sure everyone has at least one moment to smile and laugh each day.

Flying Blind
Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilot's uniforms and dark sunglasses use canes to feel their way to the cockpit. The plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers begin to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip nears. With only a few yards left, everyone screams, But the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the high five. "You know," says one pilot to the other, "one day they're gonna scream too late, and we're all gonna die."
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malloryknoxx:
smile
That's a cute joke!

It's also sweet of you to want to see people smile. I should probably try to put more effort into such a thing myself.
Jan 10, 2005
urblueygrl:
heard it before but its still funny
oh and i didnt think the poem was that bad, not like it would be a favorite or anything, but much better than what most people would do.
Jan 10, 2005

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