My birthday is creeping increasingly closer but, you know, birthdays tend to do that. Like three more days.
Things I've done that are awesome by this time:
*Drawn more than 600 pages of comic books.
*Been hit on by someone who used to bully me as a kid.
*Learned to Skateboard.
*Had two concurrent dates on prom night (It was the girls' idea, really).
*Wrote for a newspaper.
*Wrote/directed a play (Well, only the part of one I directed).
*Hosted a talent show.
*Unconsciously dressed myself stylishly whilst throwing whatever I liked together (If you're me, this is really a big acomplisment).
*Dance Fought.
*Made articles of clothing from scratch.
*Been to Space Camp (It was totally wicked).
*Made people happy just be being myself.
*Invented a new cake.
Things I haven't done that I expected I would have by now:
*Driven a car successfully.
*Imbibed alcohol.
*Learned to swim.
*Learned to ride a bike.
*Become a kung fu master.
*Led my own street gang.
*Conquered a continent.
*Been to space.
*Conquered space.
*Learned to write music.
*Found a way to bake cookies around cherries (They're just to rotund and slippery).
*Been to another country.
Found inner peace.
Things I've done that are awesome by this time:
*Drawn more than 600 pages of comic books.
*Been hit on by someone who used to bully me as a kid.
*Learned to Skateboard.
*Had two concurrent dates on prom night (It was the girls' idea, really).
*Wrote for a newspaper.
*Wrote/directed a play (Well, only the part of one I directed).
*Hosted a talent show.
*Unconsciously dressed myself stylishly whilst throwing whatever I liked together (If you're me, this is really a big acomplisment).
*Dance Fought.
*Made articles of clothing from scratch.
*Been to Space Camp (It was totally wicked).
*Made people happy just be being myself.
*Invented a new cake.
Things I haven't done that I expected I would have by now:
*Driven a car successfully.
*Imbibed alcohol.
*Learned to swim.
*Learned to ride a bike.
*Become a kung fu master.
*Led my own street gang.
*Conquered a continent.
*Been to space.
*Conquered space.
*Learned to write music.
*Found a way to bake cookies around cherries (They're just to rotund and slippery).
*Been to another country.
Found inner peace.