Umm so funny stories, while I might have trouble competing with the rest of these comedians I'll tell one of my friends favorites. I was walking in the hallway of school a few years ago and I saw someone I knew so I leaned against the wall and started talking to them. A little while later I heard someone call my name so I turned around... For some reason I turned around towards the wall which would have been fine except that there was one of those Fire Alarm pull tabs immediately behind me, I turned straight into the side of it some how. I grabbed my nose which hurt really bad and started swelling a bit, tried to not to cry and pretended like no one noticed but my friends have and I've never lived it down. I think it's only funny because those things are about an inch off the wall and it's nearly impossible to run into one.. but I have mad skills. Also I've been falling a lot. I tripped up the stairs on my way out of the metro this afternoon, the ones at school this morning, and while wearing flip flops in the rain I took a spill in a crowded area on my way to the metro. I just sort of went down onto the ground. And this is only recently. : \ Even better I wore pants with massive holes in the crotch the other day while talking to someone about a job. I forgot they were the pants with the holes in the crotch until I started questioning why I kept getting hit on by people. Way to feel like an idiot walking all over NY (I did ALOT of walking that day) with my underwear showing. Ok, I hope one of those made you laugh.
[Edited on Oct 06, 2004 4:54PM]