prettyawful

I wish I was in Vegas. I also wish I was doing shots.

soon. i will be.

I'm sick as a dawg. 102 degree temp with the shivers all night. Thank jeebus that my boy was there to ice me down and force me to lay naked in my bed to lower my body temp. What scary night. I've been working too much.

sighh

I feel like I live my life as though I'm looking for big foot.

This is what the rest of my night will be like:

I will drink the remain drops of red wine in my fridge. It's from a bottle my neighbor left on my doorstep as a thank you for letting her stay in my house when she locked herself out. I will strip down to my birthday suit and slink in tp the warm shower waters....
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I make cakes and pastries for a living, you stupid fuck.

__ I wish I had a dollar for every time I've had to hold back from screaming that at a person.

I'd have lots of dollars.

That's why.

I'd give myself a bonus this month, cuz... theres a whole lotta stupid fucks around lately.

Like Bill Gates status, silly rich.


Word.

~ PRETTY A.

The mud queens are wrestling tonight. So get your hairy ass down to the viaduct theatre.

I can't go tho. I'm a busy little lady. Cuz I'm gunna be a star. LIke Roxy for Chicago. Except, I don't cheat or kill the men I'd being cheating with. But I do wear silky nighties, drink lots of whiskey, love dirty jazz music and do naughty things...
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I back_ to be belligerent, verbally whorish via blog posts and indecent side comments complete with ass slaps and giggles.

Miss me?


I missed you.

~Pretty A.

somehow, this site isn't as interesting whilst I'm getting laid regularly.

Have you ever wanted to just interrupt a pretentious hipster who now thinks you're cool and wants to befriend you to say, "I see your not nearly as much of a cunt as you used to be. ... pause ... Good for you!" pat on their back, smile, slowly walk away.


I have.


~Awful xoxox

I've noticed_

When I want sex, I also want Chocolate. Milk Chocolate.
In a solid form that I can savor and work on in my mouth. That I can lick over and over, melting it with the heat of my tongue. So pleasing. Chocolate.


Anyways.

I'm going to French Pastry School!!! To become a pastry chef!
My goodies will be super legit now!



mmm, sweets!