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I just dislike authority figures. I just don't like them and I can't like them and I wont.

I miss last summer when I had no authority in my life besides the power of booze, sex and fucked up friends.

I've decided I fucking hate working for the man. Time to go back to being my own boss and get this pastry shop pop'pin.

Gross.

sexsay face, bitches!

Wishing you didn't suck major fucking dick is just too hard. Because.... you will ALWAYS SUCK.... major fucking dick.

Whatta douce. I hate douce bags.

Ew to the extreme biggie style.

Word.

Fuck yeah, my new pastry job is awesome. Fuck yeah, I got drunk in celebration. AND FUCK YEEEAH! I'M GUNNA GO FUCK MY BIFFY!!!!

i wuv his weenie.

When the going gets tough, the tough get tequila.

Je veux habiter Paris et voyager dans le pays dans les fleurs, la peinture et la chute de slection dans l'amour.
Je travaillerai dans un systme de ptisserie et passerai les nuits d't sirotant le th et portant le cru Dior.

My french is rusty. Maybe even crusty.

Clair Sinclair.

What's not to love?

Man I wish I was still 19 sometimes.... but with all the knowledge of my 23 year old self.

... and as good in bed as my 23 year old self.

And maybe allergic to cupcakes, no that's a cruel wish. I fucking love cupcakes.

I fucking love Willy Wonka.

Hello my loves!

Are you all ready for summer? Hot girls in short dresses with heels? Boys with tattoos buying you drinks as you give a flirty wink, a blush and a smile!!??

I am!

SO SO SO ready!

My legs are buff and ready to rock the heels all summer long. My hair is now red and I loooove the vixen look. I've been...
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