Have you ever wanted to just interrupt a pretentious hipster who now thinks you're cool and wants to befriend you to say, "I see your not nearly as much of a cunt as you used to be. ... pause ... Good for you!" pat on their back, smile, slowly walk away.
I have.
~Awful xoxox
I have.
~Awful xoxox
<listen intently>
Sincerely say, "Wow,"
pause
Finish, "you're an idiot."