Ok so having you own business has its ups and its downs , the latest down i have discovered is not being able to blame anyone for something going wrong . In the end of the day the final responsibility falls directly on your ' the boss of all bosses ' own irresponsible shoulders .
Hence this conversation. :
Me
Lynn can you get more...
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Hence this conversation. :
Me
Lynn can you get more...
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jayne:
awwwww....you boys play so nice together!!!!! 
fuckeveryone:
maybe just a tiny bit. but i could smell that on ya in the first place. i'm a quarter scottish on my mothers side, and honestly they're more liberal with their money than my dad. he suffers from post-depression syndrom...for a depression he was never in...
I have some extremely distressing news.
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything. My God, it's a nightmare out there I tell you, a nightmare.
We've just run out of wine. What are we going to do about it?
I don't know, I don't know. I don't feel good.
Look! My thumbs have gone weird. I'm in the middle of...
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I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything. My God, it's a nightmare out there I tell you, a nightmare.
We've just run out of wine. What are we going to do about it?
I don't know, I don't know. I don't feel good.
Look! My thumbs have gone weird. I'm in the middle of...
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nadine:
hey thanks for the eaten cake yesterday! and there i was thinking i would get to drown my sorrows in cream and sponge!!
i'll hold you to that cake offer.....it might be needed.
i thought last week was bad.......ticking bomb!!
[Edited on Feb 10, 2004 4:45AM]
i'll hold you to that cake offer.....it might be needed.
i thought last week was bad.......ticking bomb!!
[Edited on Feb 10, 2004 4:45AM]
marianabanana:
Yeah, I get the comfy side next time 
Life i good at the moment , i have nothing really bad to report . 
I added a new profile pick to commemorate this occasion ,fuckin yey for saved by the bell , apparently if you play the theme music backwards you get a good recipe for Key lime Pie.
Anyway seeing as i ditched my 5 year career and 4 years of an...
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I added a new profile pick to commemorate this occasion ,fuckin yey for saved by the bell , apparently if you play the theme music backwards you get a good recipe for Key lime Pie.
Anyway seeing as i ditched my 5 year career and 4 years of an...
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munch:
hey there mister, was cool getting to see you again this weekend, and two piss-ups into the bargain as well...
so what happened with the plane you nutter?
so what happened with the plane you nutter?
antenna:
Bollocks, I've been rumbled!
Sorry man, she made me do it... (her words - "do me the Mr.Legend way").
I promise I won't reveal Chapter 7, although the stuff with the gerbil, the egg whisk and the rolled up copy of Razzle looks pretty tricky.
Oops. sorry.
Sorry man, she made me do it... (her words - "do me the Mr.Legend way").
I promise I won't reveal Chapter 7, although the stuff with the gerbil, the egg whisk and the rolled up copy of Razzle looks pretty tricky.
Oops. sorry.
Operation 52222-696969
Codename : Fuck vol-au-vents
24/01/04 1400pm GMT
Mission 1
Rendezvous with other members of SGUK at Tate gallery and begin to ingest lashings of culture.
Field notes
The first points of contact were easy enough to spot as both SG Vicky and SG Nadine were wearing regulation knee high stripy socks. Contact was made and soon enough it became apparent that I did...
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Codename : Fuck vol-au-vents
24/01/04 1400pm GMT
Mission 1
Rendezvous with other members of SGUK at Tate gallery and begin to ingest lashings of culture.
Field notes
The first points of contact were easy enough to spot as both SG Vicky and SG Nadine were wearing regulation knee high stripy socks. Contact was made and soon enough it became apparent that I did...
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horsehead12:
got your traffic warden, and without wishing to sound like i am trying to suck your biscuit, think it is shithot. do you have plans to get your stuff out amongst us the great unwashed?
horsehead12:
those darn record companies not giving out record contracts instanteously upon receipt of every demo they get sent. consider it sorted, send me the addresses of here ya sent those demos and i'll go round and squeeze some eyeballs out by grabbing ears and popping heads open like crisp packets. sorry i am having trouble accepting atomic kitten have split- fucking bastards
Ive realized why i love where i live tonight, it has huge comedy value . The place i stay is a total mix of the hugely successful and downtrodden poor thanks to the leith regeneration boom.
Here is an example .
The scene is in victoria wine , a upmarket-ish off license franchise .For the foreign sorts a nectar card is a supermarket saver card...
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_sarah_:
I love the Scottish dialect. I actually understood that entire conversation without the "footnotes".
I actually understood that entire conversation without the "footnotes".
mimsie:
Stale urine is so fucking sexy... 
Tonight dear friends i will mostly be drinking rioja .
I hate it when days don't go your way whingwhingwhingwhing, some business thingy whingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhing, two barn owls whingwhingwhing ,sandwiches whingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhing and with 8 million in the bank what could i do whingwhingwhingwhing and that pretty much sums it up
on a brighter note the Americans have finally begun bombing yorkshire ,
every cloud..........
every cloud
I hate it when days don't go your way whingwhingwhingwhing, some business thingy whingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhing, two barn owls whingwhingwhing ,sandwiches whingwhingwhingwhingwhingwhing and with 8 million in the bank what could i do whingwhingwhingwhing and that pretty much sums it up
on a brighter note the Americans have finally begun bombing yorkshire ,
every cloud..........
every cloud
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tubesound:
Right, I'm back...
The ad agency runner job I will chase up for you tomorrow
The Post-Production Runner job is a kind of always open position in the comapny I work for in Soho. We've always got runners comming and going so I can make sure your CV gets onto the desk of the relevant person. I can also grab him by the afro until he gives it a damn good read.
Here's the website, see what you think:
The Farm
T
The ad agency runner job I will chase up for you tomorrow
The Post-Production Runner job is a kind of always open position in the comapny I work for in Soho. We've always got runners comming and going so I can make sure your CV gets onto the desk of the relevant person. I can also grab him by the afro until he gives it a damn good read.
Here's the website, see what you think:
The Farm
T
mimsie:
do you like ever update your journal?
" My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. "
* drags himself to go out drinking for another night on the trot *
* drags himself to go out drinking for another night on the trot *
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clearbrightfire:
haha
whatever happened to ..."..come here often?"
whatever happened to ..."..come here often?"
maelwys:
Yep, the missus was thinking of a tin, she remembers all the shops on the Royal Mile were selling them. I was looking at the swords at the time I have a 11th Century Spanish style broadsword which should be admirable for hunting critters, with the added bonus that the pommel doubles as a club. That should do the trick?
I have a 11th Century Spanish style broadsword which should be admirable for hunting critters, with the added bonus that the pommel doubles as a club. That should do the trick? Christmas traffic .
Ducking the billboards,
avoiding santa clause begging for change
reasons to stop?
0
chance of progressing ?
-2
mothers using there children as medieval bashing weapons
we all need more space
queues and queues and bargains plenty
the shops are full, my pockets empty.
racking my brains to work out what gift my grandmother wont use this christmas .
I see a...
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Ducking the billboards,
avoiding santa clause begging for change
reasons to stop?
0
chance of progressing ?
-2
mothers using there children as medieval bashing weapons
we all need more space
queues and queues and bargains plenty
the shops are full, my pockets empty.
racking my brains to work out what gift my grandmother wont use this christmas .
I see a...
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maelwys:
It matters not, there is always Exlax 
veganvixen:
my box, you dirty boy you
BTW i love you all i am just f'in busy and tired , i have to drive through to glasgow for 7 in the morning all through the week , just being in glasgow deserves sympathy .
P.S sorry Ten and Poprock
P.S sorry Ten and Poprock
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maelwys:
"The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards"
Ahem, yeah, sorry Ten and Poprock
Ahem, yeah, sorry Ten and Poprock
poprock:
I waved at Ten across a crowded club last night (I think). Which proves that there are sights worth seeing in Glasgow after all.
Hah.
Hah.
apparently these days a crack whore
"Good grief"
BTW still incredibly stressed , the shopfitters were supposed to finish 20 days ago , and i open on Monday .
Being less of a dumb ass to what you might think , i do have the bastards on a 1000 a day penalty clause from that day , so preppy could be getting some new wheels.
"Good grief"
BTW still incredibly stressed , the shopfitters were supposed to finish 20 days ago , and i open on Monday .
Being less of a dumb ass to what you might think , i do have the bastards on a 1000 a day penalty clause from that day , so preppy could be getting some new wheels.
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olsen:
If you could have them ready by wednesday, that'd be great, as I have orals on Thursday!
vicky:
Why thank you! I like the mood in that one too but everyone else thanks they're creepy!
Sister yes, Scotland, no. Sorry! I'm currently working on a self-cloning process tho
Sister yes, Scotland, no. Sorry! I'm currently working on a self-cloning process tho