What is actually wrong with me ????


Ive thought long and hard about this today and Ive come up with a theory .

See its not that I dont know what I want , its more that I want just about everything and therefore cant decide between things easily ( note : this is in fact an understatement of galactic proportions , in the same ballpark as saying Enron made a few accounting errors or that George W Bush is a wee bit slow ).

Im the only person I know who took two best friends out on a date at the same time so that I could decide which one I liked best. Chose, went out with one, dumped her, then got off with the other one.

Im the same with shopping , careers and hobbies and everything, I get on with something , become good at it , then get distracted by shiny things and move on somewhere else.

If I took an honesty drug the line that I would say to my next girlfriend when she asks if I love her would be this .

well its not that I dont love you , its just that Im in love with your sister as well , your best friend , and your dog , ,,,,,,,,, and while were on the subject your mum is also hot

See I love everyone , just about , I think all girls are pretty great and if guys had boobs and somewhere besides the ass to put it , then id probably fuck all of them too .

things/people I am in love with today


1. the girl in starbucks ,
seriously though she gives me this intense, very brief look when she gives me my change . It hits me like a freight train of lurve , comes out the other side and leaves a message telling me in a whisper that she is in fact surprisingly good in bed.

2. My bed ,
I dont get enough sleep these days and my bed this morning was nothing short of heaven . You know the way the texture and feel of a bed can change as soon as you have to get up , the way pillows suddenly become like clouds to and angel , and your duvet suddenly finds its ideal 'form' for maximum comfort and temperature regulation , the whole thing just begs you to pick up the phone and call in sick . Well it was like that this morning and I didnt even have to get up . Bliss

3. SGUK
just cause I think they are great ,

4. MY SG schoolboy crush
Its not as if I dont say it every day so Im not going to bother now .

5. Chinese food , I think i'm going to have deep fried chilly beef tonight with some duck spring rolls and special fried rice , kick ass.

6.
this site for getting me my bender robot that I have been looking for after they sold out of them up the road.


all of you,

who's up for some group action ?