preppylegend

Comments of the day .

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Sara : they had shrimp , it was really good , well cooked , and they were big shrimp .

Me : Is that not an oxymoron ?

Sara : no it was definitely a shrimp

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To set the scene i was driving with one of my clients ( a managing director with a large multinational ) to a meeting and i hadn't had any lunch . So i took with me a bag of the crisps i sell ( Tyrrells ) they are the freshest chips money can buy anywhere in the world and contain nothing but natural ingredients , in other words very fucking special .
We were driving along the motorway though some heavy roadwork's , windows half open ( this is an important point ) , when i started to eat the crisps.

Dan : can i try one of those , ive never bought them , i heard they were good .

Me : Sure

Dan : what flavor

Me : cider vinegar i think

Dan : ( eats a crisp ) Thats funny , kind of tastes like asphalt.

Me