I have come to startling revalation with an incident that happened to me last night...........ICE IS VERY SLIPPERY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Driving my friend home and it was raining out, pretty hard i might add. compound that to the fact it was sleeting and freezing rain earlier in the nite and what do you get? 360's with your car at 45 mph.. its actually quite fun. Kinda felt like i was at NASA in their centrafuge machine for a minute.
But onto better topics, the story at hand..........lets see where did we leave off........... oh yes brad in the monestary and shannon boinkin the UPS driver.
Okay, while at the monestary meditating and relieving himself of what he has done, brad starts to make "too good of friends" with his master. one day before brad starts his meditation, his master tells him that there is another way of achieving omnipresent super galactic one-ness with himself, all he has to do is lay down on his stomach and clear his mind of any and all disturbances. Eager to get himself sane and on the road to recovery, he agrees.
Meanwhile.................................
back in candy-land, Shannon has since discovered that her "replacement" for brad is actually her step-father. Unbeknownst to her, shannnon's mom had gotten re-married. So the man she has been letting stick his tongue in her holiest of holy's is of FAMILY RELATION.
Overcome with grief for not only sleeping with her brother, she has now managed to find herself in bed with her step-dad.
This is starting to sound like a bad Disney movie.
To rectify the situation, Shannon decides to go to the monestary where Brad is at, and undergo a meditation process to cleanse herself, firguring if it might work for Brad it could work for her.
With this in mind she believes that in doing this, her and Brad might be reunited and be able to continute their relationship in secrecy. But what she finds when she arrives............................... is saved for another chapter in the book of "Oh my god my family is fucked up but I keep screwing them anyways"
Side note---- where in hatfield did you used to work Krispette?
Driving my friend home and it was raining out, pretty hard i might add. compound that to the fact it was sleeting and freezing rain earlier in the nite and what do you get? 360's with your car at 45 mph.. its actually quite fun. Kinda felt like i was at NASA in their centrafuge machine for a minute.
But onto better topics, the story at hand..........lets see where did we leave off........... oh yes brad in the monestary and shannon boinkin the UPS driver.
Okay, while at the monestary meditating and relieving himself of what he has done, brad starts to make "too good of friends" with his master. one day before brad starts his meditation, his master tells him that there is another way of achieving omnipresent super galactic one-ness with himself, all he has to do is lay down on his stomach and clear his mind of any and all disturbances. Eager to get himself sane and on the road to recovery, he agrees.
Meanwhile.................................
back in candy-land, Shannon has since discovered that her "replacement" for brad is actually her step-father. Unbeknownst to her, shannnon's mom had gotten re-married. So the man she has been letting stick his tongue in her holiest of holy's is of FAMILY RELATION.
Overcome with grief for not only sleeping with her brother, she has now managed to find herself in bed with her step-dad.
This is starting to sound like a bad Disney movie.
To rectify the situation, Shannon decides to go to the monestary where Brad is at, and undergo a meditation process to cleanse herself, firguring if it might work for Brad it could work for her.
With this in mind she believes that in doing this, her and Brad might be reunited and be able to continute their relationship in secrecy. But what she finds when she arrives............................... is saved for another chapter in the book of "Oh my god my family is fucked up but I keep screwing them anyways"
Side note---- where in hatfield did you used to work Krispette?