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Wednesday Jul 19, 2006

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I have 2 new drinks! It is a mystery that I didn't come up with these before.

Key: Part = shot... or so

Apples to Apples
or...
Dane Cook will stab you in the face

1 part Bicardi Llimon
1 part Rose's Sour Apple Mix
1 part Sprite
Stir a little, other wise the Bicardi will be at the bottom and your last sip will suck. Or be excellent if you're a lush. You know, whatever's your thing.

The Dude
or...
Ian Frazier is a fucking GENIUS

Ingredients are per person. Adjust to how many are drinking.
Put in a blender:
1 scoop Starbucks Java Chip icecream
1 scoop vanilla icecream
1 part Tia Maria
1 part Absolut Vanilia Vodka
2 parts cream (such as half and half or whole milk)
Ice (more ice for a thicker drink)
Blend at mix then move to liquify (depending on how thick you want the drink)

Seriously, I am awesome for coming up with these drinks on my own. Yes, I have sampled them tonight, but notice how good my typing is! If these drinks have already been invented then someone should set me straight. Otherwise I retain rights to these creations, or as Walt Disney would put it, these Alcho-Imaginations. Therefore I rock like Dragonforce playing against the devil for their souls... also science. I rock like science.

Lex Luthor > Double Dragon
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black_beard:
Sounds like some good drinks. ARRR!!!
Jul 26, 2006
rebel_rebel:
hahaha, fallacious. oh the vocabulary that i give to people.

i dont drink either. ^_^

ARRR!!! skull
Jul 27, 2006

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