Editor's note:: please be patient with my babblings today. There is a point to all this and I really would like all of your help right now, so read to the end. Dire is both my need and my situation...
Holy shit! I just got one of the greatest gifts of all time from my friends Terry and Lauren. They got me scrolling LED belt buckle from thinkgeek. This thing has space for 6 different messages (512 characters in the first slot and 256 in the rest), adjustable speed and brightness (which is extremely necessary because the LEDs can go from readable to blinding), and is a stylish juxtaposition of cooling blue light and chrome bling (and when I say bling, I mean BLING BLING!).
My only problem is now I can't think of how to best utilize this magnificient present. The first three spaces are: $IAN$, IAN IS AIRWOLF,and I WILL FUCK YOU! The first is simple yet elegant. The second is just straight up empirical. The third is not meant sexually, but as an intimidation method (seriously, try looking someone dead in the eyes and say with a cold, straight face, "I WILL FUCK YOU!", most intimidating thing you can do short of killing a dragon, for real). Unfortunately, thanks to my finals week most of my creative juices have been sapped from my being, leaving me a vexed, shell of a man. But at least I have a cool belt buckle. This is where you come in. I need phrases to put in my buckle and I want you to come up with some good en's. Consider this a contest of sorts: winners will have their cleverest phrases displayed prominently over my crotch. I will post pics of me sporting the winning phrases and acting them out as well. So please, help a brother out. Your my last hope... I promised myself I'd avoid Star Wars refferences here but they're so hard to dodge. Ok, now I'm just rambling.
Also: learning is not a competition?
PS: Octupi are terrifying! Mother fucker took down a shark!
PPS: Semester: COMPLETE!
PPPS: Nikkita's dog P.J. just recently died. She's really broken up about it. Please go over to her and give your condolences.
Holy shit! I just got one of the greatest gifts of all time from my friends Terry and Lauren. They got me scrolling LED belt buckle from thinkgeek. This thing has space for 6 different messages (512 characters in the first slot and 256 in the rest), adjustable speed and brightness (which is extremely necessary because the LEDs can go from readable to blinding), and is a stylish juxtaposition of cooling blue light and chrome bling (and when I say bling, I mean BLING BLING!).
My only problem is now I can't think of how to best utilize this magnificient present. The first three spaces are: $IAN$, IAN IS AIRWOLF,and I WILL FUCK YOU! The first is simple yet elegant. The second is just straight up empirical. The third is not meant sexually, but as an intimidation method (seriously, try looking someone dead in the eyes and say with a cold, straight face, "I WILL FUCK YOU!", most intimidating thing you can do short of killing a dragon, for real). Unfortunately, thanks to my finals week most of my creative juices have been sapped from my being, leaving me a vexed, shell of a man. But at least I have a cool belt buckle. This is where you come in. I need phrases to put in my buckle and I want you to come up with some good en's. Consider this a contest of sorts: winners will have their cleverest phrases displayed prominently over my crotch. I will post pics of me sporting the winning phrases and acting them out as well. So please, help a brother out. Your my last hope... I promised myself I'd avoid Star Wars refferences here but they're so hard to dodge. Ok, now I'm just rambling.
Also: learning is not a competition?
PS: Octupi are terrifying! Mother fucker took down a shark!
PPS: Semester: COMPLETE!
PPPS: Nikkita's dog P.J. just recently died. She's really broken up about it. Please go over to her and give your condolences.
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i_zombie:
thank you 
alexis:
If I do a star wars set then I have to get an on-site nerd to make sure that lines between the dark and light side are not blurred. The worst is getting nerd critiques after photo sets.