Last Friday New College's own Absent Friends put on its annual production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. It was fucking spectacular. The show went as well as multiple orgasms, it was a blast.
I, as you can tell from the pic, played Rocky. The guy to my left was Frank, the girl to my right played Brad (asshole), and the guy further right played Magenta. The rest of the cast was really phenominal too. Our brilliant director had the idea to put me in full body bronzing make up to fake me up a tan. I never felt so sexy. The crowd was racous to say the least. Alot of fun was had by all. One girl came dressed up as Catwoman (she was more in costume than anyone else there, why Catwoman there really is no telling). My parents and little sister came too (she's 11). She got to be the bride for her devirginization. Everyone else had to waltz with, grind on, or felate a giant penis/ or give or receive twinkie head/ or fake orgasms on chairs (which turned into chair battles more than anything).
Call lines flew fat people in a cake race, there was alot of flowing over each other and general confusion but a fun time never the less. Frank had gianormous heels that scared everyone (especially since he was drunk during the preformance), More than a few times he had to jump off of a yard high platform down to the ground, I swore compund fractures were to be the result of such hubris. Luckily, nothing of the sort occured. I had to lift Frank four times during the course of the evening, not an easy or sweet smelling task I assure you. We had a male Janet (slut) with fake breasts. During Touch-a Touch-a I improved a little something that got a good reaction. That's right, I motorboated him. I'm a motorboating son of a bitch. In Absent Friend tradition we cut out Blue Skies. You see, that song sucks. It's simply not worth the three minutes of boredom and no call lines. So we replaced it with the song Camelot from Monty Python's Search For The Holy Grail... the Lego version.. To risk sounding like NBA Jam, the crowd went wild. We were on FIRE.
Pictures from the night will creep their way into my gallery. I'm also going to obtain a video from the night's festivities. I know at least one person who is getting a personal reinactment. :::WINK:::
I, as you can tell from the pic, played Rocky. The guy to my left was Frank, the girl to my right played Brad (asshole), and the guy further right played Magenta. The rest of the cast was really phenominal too. Our brilliant director had the idea to put me in full body bronzing make up to fake me up a tan. I never felt so sexy. The crowd was racous to say the least. Alot of fun was had by all. One girl came dressed up as Catwoman (she was more in costume than anyone else there, why Catwoman there really is no telling). My parents and little sister came too (she's 11). She got to be the bride for her devirginization. Everyone else had to waltz with, grind on, or felate a giant penis/ or give or receive twinkie head/ or fake orgasms on chairs (which turned into chair battles more than anything).
Call lines flew fat people in a cake race, there was alot of flowing over each other and general confusion but a fun time never the less. Frank had gianormous heels that scared everyone (especially since he was drunk during the preformance), More than a few times he had to jump off of a yard high platform down to the ground, I swore compund fractures were to be the result of such hubris. Luckily, nothing of the sort occured. I had to lift Frank four times during the course of the evening, not an easy or sweet smelling task I assure you. We had a male Janet (slut) with fake breasts. During Touch-a Touch-a I improved a little something that got a good reaction. That's right, I motorboated him. I'm a motorboating son of a bitch. In Absent Friend tradition we cut out Blue Skies. You see, that song sucks. It's simply not worth the three minutes of boredom and no call lines. So we replaced it with the song Camelot from Monty Python's Search For The Holy Grail... the Lego version.. To risk sounding like NBA Jam, the crowd went wild. We were on FIRE.
Pictures from the night will creep their way into my gallery. I'm also going to obtain a video from the night's festivities. I know at least one person who is getting a personal reinactment. :::WINK:::
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I was in fact, at SeanDave's party. I do not recall meeting you either, but I'm sure I did. I forgot quite a few people.