Ok, so 20 things. About me, In no particular order:
1. I am probably one of the luckiest guys in the universe. I have a really great family (with our problems to be sure), incredible friends who I can always count on, and innumerable other blessings. Alot of the time I am overwhelmed by how much I have. Hopefully I am not sounding arrogant, I just mean to be greatful. And I am in so many ways.
2. I'm afraid of people walking in on me after I mastubate. To explain: after I mastubate (which I do with alarming frequency) I usually don't feel like moving, so I play a cartoon or a Daily Show episode. I might sit there for a few moments before I actually get to putting the masturbation accoutrements away. It's in this period of lethargy that I feel that if someone walked in it would be the most awkward. "No I just finished jerking it! I was not whacking off to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I swear!" I'm not really embarassed by the public knowledge of the act (which is fairly common, both the act and knowledge there in) but would be embarrassed if someone thought I was blowing a load to Jon Stewart (as sexy as political satire is).
3. I am a sucker for comedic timing.
4. I talk, and ergo write, to great lengths and with ample alacrity.
5. I will fucking OWN you in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
6. I am currently very much in love. Problem being that this state is becoming problematic on a multitude of levels. Empirical, existential, with specifics pointing to overall frequency... needless to say alot of meditation and soul searching is being done. God, I hope it works out for the best. She ( and presumably everyone else with a jr degree in deductive reasoning) knows who she is. I feel alot of guilt for what I'm putting her through. All I can say is I'm sorry, part of me wishes we had never met so I couldn't put you through everything I have. She honestly deserves better than me.
7. I'm playing Rocky in the Horror Picture Show which bears his name. The show happens this Friday (11/4). Attendence is encouraged, if I can trust you won't rape or kill me I can put you up in suitable accomodations (please not too many, I only have so much room:::WINK::: ).
8. If it wasn't for the Daily Show I might have woke up crying everyday for Bush's entire administration.
9. In highschool I made a very hard decsion between drama and crew. Yes, I was almost a drama kid since I had spent some of my youth pursuing thespian type endeavors (like two lines on Kenan & Kel, laugh freely). In the end I decided to row. I could not be happier with my choice.
10. I came to NCF to write. As a result I am now a Psych major. Once again, awesome. Because of this I now have an opportunity to go to New Orleans to help conduct an interview study with hurricane victims and levels and amounts of various dissociative disorders. Not only will this give me great clinical experience, but those people that need help will be identified and treated (or so is my understanding).
11. I absolutely love eating pussy. I honestly can't get enough. I am also quite confident in my abilities. An ex of mine once told me that I out preformed every lady in Toronto that she had been with. Yeah, take that fucking Toronto. Knock you down a few pegs.
12. I have found that my fanaticsim towards video games has waned quite a bit recently. Don't get me wrong, I am still quite devout. It's just that I don't find myself praying at the various alters of electronic entertanment as much, and with fewer and fewer new offerings. Perhaps I just got burned out from working at EB Games, perhaps I am getting more fiscally responsible (unlikely), and perhaps (and most terrifying) I am getting older, riddled by responsibilities that are not conducive to luxuriating with the RPG of the month. Oh well...
13. I walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment due to the music I listen to as I do so strut. It's not like I made the music, what makes me feel like I did something in this equation. Regardless, I love what I listen to.
14. Sex becomes increasingly sticky as I think about it (pun semi-inteded). I, like most people, would love more sex. Problem being everything else that goes with it. I figure you all know what I mean so I'll cut this one short.
15. I love big tits. I mean I love nice asses, stomachs, lips, eyes, blah blah blah. But I have an inordinate amount of affection for really big tits. I have standards, sure, niceness, firmness, perkiness, etc are all very important, but I find myself drawn to even comically big tits. The kind that cause injuries at strip clubs! Despite all of this though, there are three things that are sexier to me than big tits: a magnanimous personality, a fantastic sense of humor (ie you laugh at my jokes), and large amounts of intelligence (b/c there is nothing sexier than a woman who is smarter than you are).
16. I work out alot. I am very proud of my body and my overall level of fitness. This is something I think everyone can achieve. In all honesty, we can't all look like super models or live up to all of society's standards for beauty. I know I can't, I'm so pale I make Casper look like Taye Diggs. A certain amount of genetics will always come into play when it comes to personal aesthetics. But fitness isn't about that, it's about proving yourself to yourself. It's about working for yourself, testing, and pushing to new levels. Maybe it's self centered, maybe it's masichistic, but I am damn proud of what I do. And no one can take that from me.
17.I think Mark Twain is the best writer ever.
18. If I could, I would fight Bill O'Riley. That mother fucker has it coming. Lord help me, I would hurt that son of a bitch.
19.One day I hope to do something so great that it will bring laughter to a great many people. I feel laughter is one of the greatest things humans have.
20. I am awesome.
So there you have it. If (as I always wonder) anyone actually made it through the whole thing that is. Now you may or may not have a better understanding of who I am. I heard in a episode of Firefly that a man once said (roughly)," You can spend everyday of 30 years with the same man. You can eat together, sleep together, walk together, discuss the finer philosopical points of life with him. But then take him to a volcano and hold him over the edge. On that day, you will truly meet the man." Keep that in mind.
the evolution of social graces
Addendum:
21. Now I'm fucking sick! God damn it!
1. I am probably one of the luckiest guys in the universe. I have a really great family (with our problems to be sure), incredible friends who I can always count on, and innumerable other blessings. Alot of the time I am overwhelmed by how much I have. Hopefully I am not sounding arrogant, I just mean to be greatful. And I am in so many ways.
2. I'm afraid of people walking in on me after I mastubate. To explain: after I mastubate (which I do with alarming frequency) I usually don't feel like moving, so I play a cartoon or a Daily Show episode. I might sit there for a few moments before I actually get to putting the masturbation accoutrements away. It's in this period of lethargy that I feel that if someone walked in it would be the most awkward. "No I just finished jerking it! I was not whacking off to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I swear!" I'm not really embarassed by the public knowledge of the act (which is fairly common, both the act and knowledge there in) but would be embarrassed if someone thought I was blowing a load to Jon Stewart (as sexy as political satire is).
3. I am a sucker for comedic timing.
4. I talk, and ergo write, to great lengths and with ample alacrity.
5. I will fucking OWN you in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
6. I am currently very much in love. Problem being that this state is becoming problematic on a multitude of levels. Empirical, existential, with specifics pointing to overall frequency... needless to say alot of meditation and soul searching is being done. God, I hope it works out for the best. She ( and presumably everyone else with a jr degree in deductive reasoning) knows who she is. I feel alot of guilt for what I'm putting her through. All I can say is I'm sorry, part of me wishes we had never met so I couldn't put you through everything I have. She honestly deserves better than me.
7. I'm playing Rocky in the Horror Picture Show which bears his name. The show happens this Friday (11/4). Attendence is encouraged, if I can trust you won't rape or kill me I can put you up in suitable accomodations (please not too many, I only have so much room:::WINK::: ).
8. If it wasn't for the Daily Show I might have woke up crying everyday for Bush's entire administration.
9. In highschool I made a very hard decsion between drama and crew. Yes, I was almost a drama kid since I had spent some of my youth pursuing thespian type endeavors (like two lines on Kenan & Kel, laugh freely). In the end I decided to row. I could not be happier with my choice.
10. I came to NCF to write. As a result I am now a Psych major. Once again, awesome. Because of this I now have an opportunity to go to New Orleans to help conduct an interview study with hurricane victims and levels and amounts of various dissociative disorders. Not only will this give me great clinical experience, but those people that need help will be identified and treated (or so is my understanding).
11. I absolutely love eating pussy. I honestly can't get enough. I am also quite confident in my abilities. An ex of mine once told me that I out preformed every lady in Toronto that she had been with. Yeah, take that fucking Toronto. Knock you down a few pegs.
12. I have found that my fanaticsim towards video games has waned quite a bit recently. Don't get me wrong, I am still quite devout. It's just that I don't find myself praying at the various alters of electronic entertanment as much, and with fewer and fewer new offerings. Perhaps I just got burned out from working at EB Games, perhaps I am getting more fiscally responsible (unlikely), and perhaps (and most terrifying) I am getting older, riddled by responsibilities that are not conducive to luxuriating with the RPG of the month. Oh well...
13. I walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment due to the music I listen to as I do so strut. It's not like I made the music, what makes me feel like I did something in this equation. Regardless, I love what I listen to.
14. Sex becomes increasingly sticky as I think about it (pun semi-inteded). I, like most people, would love more sex. Problem being everything else that goes with it. I figure you all know what I mean so I'll cut this one short.
15. I love big tits. I mean I love nice asses, stomachs, lips, eyes, blah blah blah. But I have an inordinate amount of affection for really big tits. I have standards, sure, niceness, firmness, perkiness, etc are all very important, but I find myself drawn to even comically big tits. The kind that cause injuries at strip clubs! Despite all of this though, there are three things that are sexier to me than big tits: a magnanimous personality, a fantastic sense of humor (ie you laugh at my jokes), and large amounts of intelligence (b/c there is nothing sexier than a woman who is smarter than you are).
16. I work out alot. I am very proud of my body and my overall level of fitness. This is something I think everyone can achieve. In all honesty, we can't all look like super models or live up to all of society's standards for beauty. I know I can't, I'm so pale I make Casper look like Taye Diggs. A certain amount of genetics will always come into play when it comes to personal aesthetics. But fitness isn't about that, it's about proving yourself to yourself. It's about working for yourself, testing, and pushing to new levels. Maybe it's self centered, maybe it's masichistic, but I am damn proud of what I do. And no one can take that from me.
17.I think Mark Twain is the best writer ever.
18. If I could, I would fight Bill O'Riley. That mother fucker has it coming. Lord help me, I would hurt that son of a bitch.
19.One day I hope to do something so great that it will bring laughter to a great many people. I feel laughter is one of the greatest things humans have.
20. I am awesome.
So there you have it. If (as I always wonder) anyone actually made it through the whole thing that is. Now you may or may not have a better understanding of who I am. I heard in a episode of Firefly that a man once said (roughly)," You can spend everyday of 30 years with the same man. You can eat together, sleep together, walk together, discuss the finer philosopical points of life with him. But then take him to a volcano and hold him over the edge. On that day, you will truly meet the man." Keep that in mind.
the evolution of social graces
Addendum:
21. Now I'm fucking sick! God damn it!
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20. I'm awesome....
I once had an interview (i forget the job) but I was doing well, the lady seemed to really like me. The last question of the interview was "why should I hire you?"....and it was like I didn't even think about it, I just blurted out "because I'm AWESOME!"....lol, they lady loved it though and offered me a job on the spot.