My last chain letter...
Hello, my name is Basmaati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilty of not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor fucking 6 year...
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Hello, my name is Basmaati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilty of not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor fucking 6 year...
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A GUIDE TO METAL
HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the
dragon, drinks some beer and !&$%s the princess.
GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely
undecipherable for about 2 minutes, then leaves...
POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes
from the dragon, saves the princess and together they make
love in an enchanted forest.
TRASH METAL...
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HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the
dragon, drinks some beer and !&$%s the princess.
GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely
undecipherable for about 2 minutes, then leaves...
POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes
from the dragon, saves the princess and together they make
love in an enchanted forest.
TRASH METAL...
Read More
