prattman

Alright... so I'm having this sort of dream... a regional sales manager for the company I work for is being anally violated in probably the worst way... by mountain men... then... lifers at Riker's Island... some tragically nasty stuff... and we're talking some of the most hideous and depraved acts of sexual theatre... and then, in a flash... he's bound and gagged on this giant spinning wheel... right there, on the sales floor!! And all of the employees have these sick smiles on their faces... and they've got these heavy (and rather glistening) machettes in their hands. I mean, these fuckers can barely hold these knives. And there's M.G.... spinning and spinning... and, wouldn't you know it... out come the blindfolds (just like a fucking movie!!!), and they're lining up... chomping at the bit to be the first one to toss his/her swords. I think it's the first time the professional audio people actually leap over each other to get something done... but, I digress. And, poor Mikey... he's crying and begging... and there's a lot of laughing... really bizzare. And fuck me sideways if that first toss isn't headed straight for his ball bag when... poof... I snap out of it... and the dream is gone.

Whew... alright... enough of that. How's everyone doing?