So my friends and I just got back Tuesday from our trip to St. Joe and Saugatuck (fuck spelling) Michigan. Though it was a fun and cheap trip, it did have its moments. For example, my friends place that we were staying at hadn't been used in around 4 weeks, so it was covered in mouse shit, had septic tank problems, and had a family...
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Thanks for everyone who responded. I know that it is tough to reply to everyone's new posts, but I am trying to keep up to date. Enjoy the new and improved Motivational poster section in Pics.

And now, the update of my friends from the last post:

3 engaged
2 expecting their 1st kids
1 expecting their 2nd kid
1 expecting their 4th kid

Well,...
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I know, its been a while since I've posted. Sorry, but between work, school, other mindless crap (boozin, family stuff, friends, etc.) , not to mention that I have been a bit down in the dumps recently, means that I have had very little time to go online. Why so down? Well, over the last month and change I have had 1 friend get engaged...
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Any Tom Waits fans out there? If so, then hopefully you have picked up his latest work "Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers, and Bastards." Its a beautiful 3 disk set of spares and leftovers from other albums and random little bits. Brawlers is more of his loud and rowdy music, ala most of Blood Money. Bawlers is, as you can guess, the sad songs. Bastards is an...
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Someone busted these out at a party yesterday:

Top 100 Jack Bauer Jokes

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty

my favorites:
Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under his pillow.

And of course, the classic Chuck Norris Jokes:

http://www.last.fm/user/Dementia_Inc/journal/2007/04/19/400897/

There are simply too many favorites to list

So I saw Grindhouse last weekend, and it was damn funny! Between the classic 70's zombie flick and the car chase movie, plus the bas-ass fake trailers (they were all awesome, especially Machete and Werewolf Women of the SS), it was well worth the 8 bucks! Anyone else seen it? I've heard that theaters are going to split it up into 2 movies because so...
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I had the pleasure yesterday of standing up at my first wedding. Yeah, it was on Sunday, and yeah, I'm beat. With all of the work and running around that I've been doing, what with tux rental, rehersals, and drinking, I havn't had any time for myself in the last few weeks. Here are a few highlights of yesterdays events:

-15 Minute Ceremony, 90 Minutes...
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For everyone who doesn't like rap:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q1eQKjya0VQ


And all of us fans of both Tom Waits and Pirates of the Carribean:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TdoBjq0w0mA&mode

Enjoy.

So as you can probably tell from other posts, I just went paintballing for the first time. It was pretty fun, except for getting shot, but shit happens. Though it was outdoors, I was dressed in homemade "urban camo" (white collar shirt, blue tie, blue jeans). Yeah, I know that they saw me a mile away, but suprisingly, few people hit me, probably cause I'm...
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Anyone ever try online dating? I've been trying it for some time, and my question to you all is this: Is it just me, or are there a shit load of maniacs out there? 10%-20% of all of the women that I see on there are what I would consider "Normal", with the remainder falling into one of these categories:


1. Uneducated. Sorry, I like...
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