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I Super China Buffet!

Today I got to feel special. There was a super nice Asian family at the restaurant we were at, and they had these two adorable little kids with them. They were both boys, and were so cute, just running around and playing in the empty areas of the restaurant and not bothering anyone. A few tables away was this couple of really snotty teenage boys who, for some reason, thought that sticking napkins on their faces and pretending that was normal for them was funny.

So, one of the two little boys roamed over by the two teenage kids, and the one turned and yelled at the little kid, who in turn ran back to his parents. The family was obviously pissed, but decided to not say anything, tho they stared at the teenagers. I looked right over at them and said "That was really unnecessary." And they ignored me too... Sooooooo, I decided to let the calm & cocky side of me take over, and I walked over and stood far enough from them that the family could hear me, and close enough that the teenagers couldn't ignore me anymore... and I said "You guys weren't being funny before, and yelling at the kid was REALLY not funny, knock it off."
To which one of the boys said "Yeah that's nice" and chuckled.
So, I leaned a little closer and looked him in the eyes and said "Yeah, you're not funny, so keep your damn mouth shut."
Now I must admit, his quick rapier wit and clever retort caught me off guard as he stopped laughing and unleashed this stunning blow. "No." So, realizing I wasn't getting through, I simply maintained eye contact and said "Yeeeeeeees" all slow and deliberately condescending. Then I walked away to get my food from the buffet.

Less than three minutes later they left. I was so proud cause I rid the restaurant of such annoying little shits.
Hooray for me! And hooray for the family who got to enjoy the rest of their meal and let their kids play since the assholes were gone!

Again, I Super China Buffet!