Eesh.
all that typing wasted. it was a clever masterpisece sure to amuse and delight you all.
summary: i got shitfaced like a man born unto it on my birthday, and made a general fool of myself in the presence of the one im currently crushed upon. self defeating behavior, yay!
the hgh point of the day would probably be waking up the next one with assorted bruises and cuts all over my person. later i was informed the gravity police pulled me over in the vicinity of my stairwell and beat me like i stole something.
from now on drink only in the basement appartemnt, not on the way to it.
all that typing wasted. it was a clever masterpisece sure to amuse and delight you all.
summary: i got shitfaced like a man born unto it on my birthday, and made a general fool of myself in the presence of the one im currently crushed upon. self defeating behavior, yay!
the hgh point of the day would probably be waking up the next one with assorted bruises and cuts all over my person. later i was informed the gravity police pulled me over in the vicinity of my stairwell and beat me like i stole something.
from now on drink only in the basement appartemnt, not on the way to it.
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more sense than anything else.
and the damn gravity police always seem to pick on the intoxicated, eh? but, happy birthday anyhow!
Yummy bacon and eggs :o)