On Sunday I went to Spanish Banks with my cousin's wife. My cousin would have come along, too, had he not spent the previous few days mowing an abandoned golf course in the hot sun. Anyways, the tide was out, so there was LOTS of beach to walk on. I love it when the tide's out. There's kilometers of beach and English Bay shrinks like a penis in cold water. There was also something on the sand that looked a little bit out of place...

