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You should be afraid of banana spiders. They keels people! Keels 'em dedd!

We had a Products Liability case last week where this guy got bitten by a banana spider lurking in a crate of bananas at the grocery store. He died and his family sued the store. Apparently these spiders are known for being exceptionally aggressive, exceptionally large (six inches across!), and exceptionally venomous.

On the other hand, being bitten by Richard Simmons could very well still be worse, so hey.