Listen you fucking fuck, hurry the fuck up and get here already. God dammit! Can you take any longer? I cant wait for this year to be over. Come on already! 2011 you better be good to me or I, awesome, chocolate chip cookies. Fuck they arent as soft as Id like, again. Milk! Looks like another date night with myself, thats two in a row.
A nice dinner out by myself, followed by a, an evening at home; me, my pets, my hash bong, and well, all kinds of shit. Its amazing how much junk we can collect. I sware I am constantly trying to simplify, down size, make myself feel stupid for all the dumb shit I bought back in the day and never really needed it. Im trying to teach my son the difference between want and need. He used to know it, or at least use the word, want. Now its need, need, need.
Seriously, these chocolate chip cookies are good, I really needed them. Really? What the fuck does really even mean? Google says it is an intensifier. There are so many words in our language that are used like this. The ones that really piss me off are weak attempts at precision. He rarely thinks about killing himself, only occasionally, sometimes, every once in a while. Whatever, I use them too, often.
A nice dinner out by myself, followed by a, an evening at home; me, my pets, my hash bong, and well, all kinds of shit. Its amazing how much junk we can collect. I sware I am constantly trying to simplify, down size, make myself feel stupid for all the dumb shit I bought back in the day and never really needed it. Im trying to teach my son the difference between want and need. He used to know it, or at least use the word, want. Now its need, need, need.
Seriously, these chocolate chip cookies are good, I really needed them. Really? What the fuck does really even mean? Google says it is an intensifier. There are so many words in our language that are used like this. The ones that really piss me off are weak attempts at precision. He rarely thinks about killing himself, only occasionally, sometimes, every once in a while. Whatever, I use them too, often.
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potgreen:
If I were to change it I would want to change it to Green... But, apparently that's expensive real estate..
paperriot:
HOLLA