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My roommate, Janey, figured out the percentage of the world's population that actually like me:

3.07x0.000000030769%

I would like to point out that when I rattled off the names of people who like me, I did not include her, nor did she in the calculations.

I gotta go cry now...

YES! Onio is crying while she watches this.

My friend Jessica shared this with me:
"Make You Happy Tonight"

From All Things Considered:
Brokeback to the Future

Shining

Sleepless in Seattle

More and story at:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5200607

...Mother said to me: "Zhen! There won't be a penny in the house tomorrow, and the money your father is sending still hasn't come today. It's really desperate! Now you hurry over to Auntie Zhang's to borrow a dollar again..."

I broke out the SMG (as there was limitless ammo on the back of my jinriksha), and strafed the storage room of Headcrabs. Finished, I...
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Many girls want to be carnal with me, because I'm such a premium dancer.

Ages ago, when I was a yellow cab driver, Thorn on REV105 played an "extended" radio mix of Will Smith's "Getting Jiggy With It".

I had to pull over to laugh my ass off.

Now I give you the extended remix of Jiggy:
http://post.markajensen.com/scratch/Jiggy_With_It_Extended_Play.mp3

Fiber versus water.

If you have ever drank fiber supplement to kick the shit out of your bowels (literally), then you know how chunky it gets after a few seconds.

So I'll see how much water fiber will absorb before it turns from a brick of bowel love to a slippery stew of cabbage vomit.

One tablespoon of fiber supplement.
One cup of water.
One...
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Today, I try to make ramen without heat.

2 cups room temp water. Add mix and noodles. I'll check it every hour to see if I can indeed make ramen without turning on the burners. Should be easy since the noodles are nothing but bleached wheat and salt.

I wanna try mac and cheese next. Then "Sun pizza". That last one will prolly kill me...
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