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jesus fuck I'm bored
kleio:
Unfortunately, no, I haven't shot a new set - I just happened to see Clio post on the boards and checked out her profile. I'd just planned on using Clio myself since I decided I wanted to be an SG. *shrug* Like I said, it's no biggie.
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Two more mp3s and an extra page of (honestly) fucking hilarious crap.

http://www.markajensen.com/
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VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
postmark_jensen:
The blonde hair and the buckets of fat (like I shoould talk) just made me *want* to see this happen. Poor guy though - he was likely the sexiest guy ... in his own mind...
kleio:
Um. Fuck. Pancakes + my ass = WOO!!

Thank you. Thank you for that. Wow.
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Two evil songs from the 80s.

Dirty Little Creatures (yeah, Rob Zombie is so original)
http://post.markajensen.com/Forums/SG/dirtylittlecreatures.mp3


Kick Fuck You (I don't recall recording this, yay for blackouts!)

http://post.markajensen.com/Forums/SG/kickfuckyou_rm.mp3
cheech:
Who's that in the Profile? Looks so familiar.

I was scrolling your Journals; the woman DOES look hotter in the "before" pic, but a certain percentage of the time plastic surgery can help folks, so I dunno. Sometimes it works, sometimes not. It's kinda like spirituality. I like long noses; knee-jerk smallening of noses strikes me as awful (many of my fave Sgs have long noses). And breast implants are, you know... they get ruptured and icky.

I AM unequivocally for the torture of "Unchained Melody." It's one of the standards I hate across the board. One that I hate much more is "What a Wonderful World" (the Louis Armstrong one, not that Sam Cooke tune, which I love). Even Joey Ramone's version makes me ill.

I like "Kick Fuck You"; I think my fave thing is the title.

[Edited on May 02, 2006 3:59PM]
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Q: Why did the mobius strip NOT cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
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WRITE A NEW JOKE EVERY DAY!!!

Today's attempt in Second Life with Onio:

You: Now, I will make up a new joke! Not good, just new!
OPM: oh no
You: Gimme a noun
You: and a verb
You: and no I do not have madlips here
OPM: spoon, perturb
OPM: madlips! lol
You: A spoon walks down the street. A fork walks up to...
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kleio:
*snerk* Well, I've heard worse. Thanks for the comments on the pics. The cat-noise pic was totally an accident. =P
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Zach Galifianakis:

I was drinking, and I got a henna tattoo that said "forever".